A is for Alexa

A is for Alexa

I'm Alexa. I'm really awkward. I'm 20. I'm from a shit town in New York. I'm basically a giant nerd. I am also the CAT GOD KING. I'm Obsessed With The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Invader Zim, Total Drama Island, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Bones, Supernatural, Parks and Rec, Community, 30 Rock, The Office, and much more. Liz Lemon is my spirit animal and I blame her for all my actions. I post what I want and it's sometimes nsfw. If you don't like it don't follow me? I kind of don't give a shit. If you want to get to me just ask!

  • i-shall-show-you-no-mercy - You've arrived at Panic Station.
  • gaylovewillsavetheday - heterohatewillruinthenight
  • blckmind - blckmind
  • friendz0ne -
  • dundermifflinscranton -
  • finewomenblog - French kiss me
  • wewerethe-victimsofourselves - Untitled
  • picturesandink - Life In Ink
  • kardashian-khaos - Kardashian Khaos
  • newtalby - It's your future. Choose.
  • m3rcaptan - Mercaptan
  • kendalljennerofficial - Kendall Jenner
  • obey-sir - Just call me Sir
  • luvindowney - Luvin You Downey
  • hovseofgold - stay awake
  • ambidextrously-erotic - Ambidextrously Erotic
  • gothkatie - Ordinary Love
  • ispeakquotes - Love Life Quotes
  • p0kemina - 新人類
  • laserspanner - heavenly father
  • cynegetic - I'm not a girl
  • gengaa - just skin and bones.
  • petitepixiee -
  • targaryaens - she wanted a storm to match her rage
  • dyedhair-and-underwear - DyedHair and Underwear
  • chokedbaby - Not your babe
  • holyrussianwhizkid - Oh sinnerman where you gonna run to?
  • kamma1 - Choose Nude
  • wombflowers -
  • knee-deep-in-clunge-mate - ♥Daddy's queen♥
  • juudygarlands - tell me where you parked your wings
  • lesbian--slut - lesbian--slut.
  • stars-of-wanderlust - Wonderland
  • thepureskin - PURE SKIN
  • mini-mosca - Cosplay Mechanic
  • notyourbabygirls - Not Your Baby Girls
  • chularin - Chularin
  • submissivelyspeaking - Submissively Speaking...
  • die-atyourside - till the day i die
  • lesbianswholooklikeumlesbians - LWLLUL
  • missycvnt - missy
  • itsajensenthing - jensen ackles, yeah?
  • superqtgirls -
  • brolin-truelove - I LOVE THIS GUY
  • fucklikeagod - Fuck Like A God
  • m3rmaid-d0ll - ♥BABYDOLL♥
  • cl0thes0ff - let me see you flex
  • lawrince - bedroom hymns;
  • poorlymadedecisions - this is a load of barnacles
  • zooeysclaires - lord and butter, donnie!
  • fu4k - Immerse Yourself
  • petitepasserine - ♥ little bird ♥
  • thecumberlord - The Big Blue Box
  • jensenfans - Jensen Ackles
  • handcuffs-for-kitten - Kinky Little Bi
  • hanukkah-hotties - Look at all the Jewtiful people.
  • barthelmess - (assorted)
  • methbusters - NAPPY GAL CLUB
  • brolinskeep - I LOVE THIS GUY
  • claraoswin - pick a star
  • oceansandalleys - Lonely Hearts
  • chroniclesofachemist - Chronicles of a Chemist
  • allycakesxo - alice in wonderland
  • 0liii - yes yes yes
  • yourwetdreams - In Your Wetdreams
  • bottomjolrass - top on the streets, bottom in the sheets!
  • tristyntothesea - Follow me into the sea⚓
  • ksica - Does it need saying?
  • leilockheart - Images and Words
  • whatiwanttodotoyou - What I Want To Do To You
  • beckie0 - Rebecca
  • nicholael - ✧☆✮☆✧
  • darkstalkergirl - Darkstalker Girl
  • langleav - The Girl Who Cries Wolf
  • fy-katiemcgrath - Fy Katie McGrath
  • cumkitty-cum - ♥ Will you pet me, Master?
  • lovequotesrus - LoveQuotesRus
  • samecoin - Raggedy Man...Goodnight.
  • anothermatterentirely - We shall see
  • fuckyeahtattoos - FYeahTattoos.com
  • primrosebaby - Caitlin
  • bellamyblaking - I am gonna die before I let you go
  • harvspectr - just smile;
  • daddys-littlecockslut - Daddy's Perfect Little Slut
  • bambi-sass - Where is my mind?
  • toukofukawa - neo crystal katie
  • heeladvised - Heel Advised
  • princesssugarbutt - princess sugarbutt
  • panties0n - hey there
  • vnveiled -
  • woodsandsubways - woods and subways
  • august-hope -
  • goodmorningkitten - Good Morning Kitten
  • vextape - ❦
  • berdych - A-Punk
  • f0ndly - Love me more
  • keep-flying-and-stay-shiny - Space_Kitten
  • dirtylittlechemist - Dirty Little Chemist
  • panth3on - Nakama
  • lizzledpink - we'll update the world
  • thewinterasgardian - "I'm with you 'til the end of the line pal"
  • replicantgoodies - deckard
  • makeupbag -
  • shychemist - Shychemist
  • kobayashii-maru - ☆ MAKE IT SO ☆
  • aqqn - aqqn
  • missellacronin -
  • vodkaslumber -
  • biancajade - Faerie Dust
  • queencersei - Love me or kill me brother
  • lalalana13 - A Good Girl
  • prettypanic - the fear of falling apart
  • downeyy - you're my mission
  • mosseisley - moss eisley
  • fuckyeahsansastark - Life is not a song
  • kinkysubslut - Desires, Needs, Wants...
  • proclonerachel - how very
  • dwightwho - Michael Olson's Locker
  • ixnay-on-the-oddk - Ashe Maree
  • reluctanthedonist - The Reluctant Hedonist
  • moans-n-groans - Moans and Groans
  • thelingerieaddict - The Lingerie Addict
  • ankl3biters - we grow up, never grow old.
  • bombsfall - Bombsfall
  • radioactivepigeons - Radioactive Pigeons
  • crystal-soul-eater - Hello, Zuko Here!
  • fantasyorgasm - Fantasy Orgasm
  • i-am-mishafuckingcollins - #JanetVanCrime
  • sexydowney - I'll catch you, I promise
  • loveloveb - A Picture with Blogs
  • chrysallides - we are infinite
  • c-threepio - we're doomed
  • sarpedom - The making of a sex slave
  • fuckyesonceuponatime - Fuck Yes, Once Upon A Time
  • relentlessrenegade - let's play pretend
  • cyclopentadiene - 「你髮如雪紛飛了眼淚...」
  • actuallygrey - A
  • nolangerardfunkonline - Nolan Gerard Funk Online
  • tashalyonnes - it's all happening.
  • maigreur - letting people down is my thing baby
  • love-happens - Falalalalalaa ♥
  • vincecarters - Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
  • goldandivory - Myths, Legends, Epics, Fairy Tales and History
  • withoutptvthereisnome - Real bands save fans, real fans save bands
  • brooke-the-cook - Among My Frivolous Thoughts
  • heretoenjoy - here to enjoy
  • kyliejennerallday - Kylie Jenner
  • himilky - Coffee and Milk
  • luluthekoala - Azarath Metrion Zinthos
  • bracingly -
  • clarklois - even i didn’t jump first
  • alwayys-hornyy - Let's bone
  • kendallfashionstyle - KENDALL JENNER FASHION STYLE
  • ultimatekimkardashian - Kim Kardashian
  • ladyanneoftardis - "You Cheese Eating, Surrender Monkey!"
  • badwolfwinchester - High Functioning Sociopath
  • sandrabbullock - Hot Tottie
  • cumbustible - C'mere fatty.
  • titstatscats - Come take a walk on the wild side.
  • use-me-abuse-me - Use Me Abuse Me
  • theperfectladies - NASTY BUT SHE FANCY
  • digitalash - digital ash in a digital urn
  • fcpadgett3 - Marvelous Kind Thing
  • enrapturex - One Flew.
  • little-miss-fats -
  • catsbooksandcoffee - Everything.
  • cumragdoll - a cum rag doll...
  • nymphoninjas - NymphoNinjas.net
  • chrispraht - holla atcha boy;
  • fats - Fats.
  • guitaristlink - JACK
  • tooshortirl - too short irl
  • tsunami-of-potatoes - *BOOP*
  • sexyhipster - Sexy Hipster
  • fuckyeahkitharington - Fuck Yeah Kit Harington!
  • latexual - To Hell With Your Puritanical Bullshit.
  • littlemaddieme - littlemaddieme
  • pornvideos66 - Let's Make Sexy Time
  • cuddlesthehiddles - CuddlesThe Hiddles
  • chemistthatfangirlsoverchemistry - Welcome to My Living Dreamscape
  • larissasheridan -
  • fexualisnotonfire - My name is Galinda, the 'a' is silent.
  • kyliejennerfashionstyle - Kylie Jenner Fashion Style
  • kendallkylie-jennerr - KENDALL & KYLIE ♡
  • hattiewatson - Hattie Watson
  • theflamingoqueen - 🐱Eat Your Goddamn Peanut Butter Spoons🐱
  • conansdoyles - i am, and always will be, the optimist.
  • thisonetimeatwork - This One Time at Work...
  • alexvlahos - I Want You To Always Be You
  • adoring-emma - Can't you just adore her?
  • myverychains - We're All Thieves
  • templeofginger - Temple Of Ginger
  • whatisrevenge - Revenge
  • laclint - I think its Hott
  • gothamswhore - The Droids You're Looking For..
  • weekend--atbarneys - fudge supreme.
  • gentle-pegging - Consensual Submission
  • fuckyeahbelleandrumpelstiltskin - The Beauty and the Beast
  • classykittenn - Classykitten
  • diaryof-alittleswitch - Just a "Little" Domme
  • whoistorule - captain america, one time
  • kingtoyourwarlock - King and Lionheart
  • toritherainbowfish - Welcome to the mind of a peculiar teenage girl
  • time-to-shank-a-bitch - An Extraordinary Diva
  • erikamoen - Erika Moen's Tumblr
  • starlightwaters - [Title of Blog]
  • sapphirebones - †Beauty Supreme†
  • myindigoskyline - Falling Slowly
  • modifiedwh0re - Tattooed Queen
  • rasterbation - Mixing it up
  • makemestfu - Sanity turns to Vanity.
  • cockstarforaday - Run Away With Me
  • seinfeld-daily - Seinfeld Daily
  • p0rnandpoppunk - poison
  • chemistry-of-chaos - Chemistry of Chaos
  • littlemissrantsalot - Journaling Life
  • lemangelumiere - Le mange lumière
  • patiencelittleli0n - Choke Me
  • rnaxbemis - Keep My Wolves in the Dark
  • tidesofzam -
  • fucking-grrrls - Fucking Grrrls
  • black-dawg - softcore parkour
  • misssprettybaby - MisssPrettyBaby
  • tonystarksass - i'll catch you, i promise
  • hedonisticalien -
  • fuckyeahrobbstark - Fuck Yeah Robb Stark
  • littlepinkkittenlingerie - Little Pink Kitten Lingerie
  • maewhitwoman - for reals
  • quitemystery - The Rabbit Hole
  • dirtyberd - DIRTY BERD
  • adventuresinchemistry - Adventures in Chemistry
  • iamstillintoparamore - iamstillintoparamore
  • fuckyeahhayleywilliams - Fuck Yeah! Hayley Williams
  • bigmacmami - milk
  • en-thalpy - virginia is for lovers
  • fuckyeahdash - Fuck Yeah, Dash!
  • haleslayne - haleigh layne
  • postrk - rk post
  • hipster-rawry - To save you, I could do anything
  • kylieandkendallblog - Kylie and Kendall Blog
  • psych2go - Psych2go
  • thegaydoctor - im asexual too
  • multicolors - Johanna F. Herrstedt
  • electricsexdoll - ElectricSexDoll
  • kahtiana - impavido
  • iwantobeamermaidd - Just another mermaid looking for her own wave.
  • dailycatdrawings - Daily Cat Drawings
  • parrishmartin - bliss
  • s3x-addicti0n -
  • wetnwylde - WetnWylde
  • panties-and-stockings - pantsu
  • ghostly-smoke - be careful you don't hurt yourself
  • daddys-naughty-kitten - For My Daddy XXXNBF
  • bangheadheree - -sweetchildren;
  • whereisyourboytonight - nah
  • uqbn - recently extinct
  • sayanythingmydear - not some average bones
  • underweartuesday - Underwear Tuesday
  • asleepylioness - My elegant life.
  • s-u-i-c-i-d-a-l-r-e-v-e-n-g-e - Revenge Bitch NSFW 18+
  • lascivuus - Lascivious
  • foreverouat - Forever Once Upon A Time
  • stellaaamc - km
  • derekbraeden - crispy mother werewolf
  • kayytx - miss brain.
  • kem-ist - KEMist's Nerd-Blog
  • werebringingsexytimeback - We're Bringing Sexy Back
  • sarcastichemist - I'm a lucky boy.
  • katschneids - katschneids
  • xtheoldgospelchoirx - People Are Poison
  • fuckyeahjld - fuckyeahjld
  • boundmetoyourbed - Just Horny
  • semihemidemisemisexual - No Room
  • iheartmarinadiamandis - Marina And The Diamonds
  • yelyahwilliams - self-titled life
  • kexcormacson - It's always the OTHER Kevin.
  • itsallmexd - Sweet Insanity
  • allisonslahey - rip warrior queen;
  • i--dontcare - Why so serious?
  • sheismypossession - I want to see what your beautiful blues see
  • dasaix - "Smile, it's Free!"
  • lustedwanderer - Wanderlusted
  • piningthorin - *bilbo noises*
  • penicillium-pusher - Alright, then, I'll go to hell.
  • abitnotgoodyeah - we are groot
  • hey-girl-youre-beautiful - Horny
  • candlewinds - ambition cut you down
  • systemofadowny -
  • decentfellas -
  • henryfucksanne - Creamy Kitten
  • mookie000 - [EWW.WHATISTHIS.]
  • realgrumpycat - The Official Grumpy Cat™ Tumblr
  • littlepreciouskitten - Purr For Me
  • smilesandvials - Smiles & Vials
  • batcows - ∋tt∈
  • because-fall-out-boy - hey, young blood!
  • fixedyouwithcementgaloshes - The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me
  • dailychinchilla - The Daily Chinchilla
  • uglypanties - panties are real
  • slightlytookish - slightlytookish

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kinkysubslut:

Exposed and ready to be taken…

Aug 27
kinkysubslut:

Exposed and ready to be taken…
Aug 27

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

Aug 27
freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious

turn-ar0undd:

It’s half 3 and I’m still in bed.

(via panties0n)

Aug 27
turn-ar0undd:

It’s half 3 and I’m still in bed.
Aug 27

(via primrosebaby)

Aug 27
Aug 27
Aug 27

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

(via starlightwaters)

Aug 27
wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.