Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
I'm Alexa. I'm really awkward. I'm 20. I'm from a shit town in New York. I'm basically a giant nerd. I am also the CAT GOD KING. I'm Obsessed With The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Invader Zim, Total Drama Island, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Bones, Supernatural, Parks and Rec, Community, 30 Rock, The Office, and much more. Liz Lemon is my spirit animal and I blame her for all my actions. I post what I want and it's sometimes nsfw. If you don't like it don't follow me? I kind of don't give a shit. If you want to get to me just ask!
Exposed and ready to be taken…
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.