var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); I’m Alexa. I’m really awkward. I’m 19. I’m from a shit town in New York. I’m basically a giant nerd. I am also the CAT GOD KING. I’m Obsessed With The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Invader Zim, and much more If you want to get to me just ask!Tumblr (3.0; @onlyobeythedaleks)http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a36f5f801753d91767c3fa95851ca9d4/tumblr_mn6i3lqI8t1qedh35o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Were so cute</p>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/51040835508http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/51040835508Tue, 21 May 2013 22:40:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rv2tVS741qztbdqo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishpun.tumblr.com/post/50120816023/dumblrfeminist-karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas" target="_blank">fishpun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dumblrfeminist.tumblr.com/post/38739316873/karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas" target="_blank">dumblrfeminist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas.tumblr.com/post/38130013647/thetruestoryofmylife" target="_blank">karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetruestoryofmylife.tumblr.com/post/38116607526/dreaming-of-loveandpurpleflowers-wankercat" target="_blank">thetruestoryofmylife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreaming-of-loveandpurpleflowers.tumblr.com/post/36128254644/wankercat-barbie-and-ken-tragic" target="_blank">dreaming-of-loveandpurpleflowers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wankercat.tumblr.com/post/36113318788/barbie-and-ken" target="_blank">wankercat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Barbie and Ken</p> </blockquote> <p>Tragic</p> </blockquote> <div><a href="http://www.tumbleonapp.com" target="_blank">TumbleOn</a>)</div> </blockquote> <p>If you look in the second to last picture, you can see an eye in the window in the mirror, like there’s someone looking into the dollhouse.</p> </blockquote> <p>I still love this! </p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god i’ve reblogged this before, but the meaning of the second to last one only just hit me AND NOW EVERYTHING HURTS</p> </blockquote>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50518728234http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50518728234Wed, 15 May 2013 16:51:37 -0400<p>So officially I am the queen of sexting. I&#8217;ve been called hypnotizing. With sending pictures of boobs mainly I had a guy eating out of the palm of my hands mainly with my words. I should write a book!</p>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50391441038http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50391441038Mon, 13 May 2013 22:29:17 -0400personalsexsexual<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a7b0dfb8716b2cdeb9177bbfc69843f/tumblr_mmo0ecZ4gj1qedh35o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50219228886http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50219228886Sat, 11 May 2013 23:01:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf3c6152a4f8e0bd326cbea2378101ed/tumblr_mmo0cwswup1qedh35o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><3</p>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50219162574http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50219162574Sat, 11 May 2013 23:00:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c725b1e0be1083ca08614a8b4a9c71d6/tumblr_mmo0c027xb1qedh35o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Selfie</p>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50219123153http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/50219123153Sat, 11 May 2013 23:00:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a909f4da2f1c6e8ff6bcf62fee5e2e27/tumblr_mme95i7Typ1qedh35o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#selfiemonday</p>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49796254670http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49796254670Mon, 06 May 2013 16:34:30 -0400selfiemonday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/281688689f83f387b45a18bf6706964d/tumblr_mme2v99tbo1qedh35o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best shirt!</p>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49787105147http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49787105147Mon, 06 May 2013 14:18:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5cd01fd24f427633709526cdd724fce/tumblr_mme2irzyUp1qedh35o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Papers papers and more papers</p>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49786679931http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49786679931Mon, 06 May 2013 14:11:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15032fa5bb3c8582dfeb49febc5f7e49/tumblr_mm8enjRkF51qd45ayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blogilates.tumblr.com/post/49520239242/get-excited-this-is-happening-greatgatsby" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">blogilates</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Get excited. This is happening ;) #greatgatsby</p></blockquote>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49764381596http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49764381596Mon, 06 May 2013 05:45:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73f77e62a7ce85aee150ebf6d99b0c71/tumblr_mm8e56tndw1qcnlefo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dff9c9747176b16615196ac400d1ef59/tumblr_mm8e56tndw1qcnlefo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/824f68196952baeed5e0a20791454632/tumblr_mm8e56tndw1qcnlefo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1e69dc5f82b2add72e8806cc1fa4216/tumblr_mm8e56tndw1qcnlefo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3918509b68dab4f7074154b1c1f56d3/tumblr_mm8e56tndw1qcnlefo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8dd1b639fb5bbb456f410d62f26434cf/tumblr_mm8e56tndw1qcnlefo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9ecbab46b4d75375ed1d6e8d3ad0081/tumblr_mm8e56tndw1qcnlefo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50c37ee536467f7fee7b9f869b2d5e1a/tumblr_mm8e56tndw1qcnlefo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><strong>Billie</strong> interview with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEYk-bmzuhE" target="_blank">Headlong Theatre</a></em></p> </blockquote>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49762709163http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49762709163Mon, 06 May 2013 04:48:21 -0400<p><a href="http://c-icatrix.tumblr.com/post/49503489127/being-18-is-a-really-bad-idea-for-me-because-it" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">c-icatrix</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Being 18 is a really bad idea for me because it makes quite a few methods of self destruction legal</p></blockquote>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49761012735http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49761012735Mon, 06 May 2013 03:50:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7fdb683bd30d5db5c31d9ca49ee70ff/tumblr_ml52glE08u1qmrxp2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f32508379e57537dd3ee15d9bb0c1a7e/tumblr_ml52glE08u1qmrxp2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a67934f947b83ab9e0f33c51e5434ca/tumblr_ml52glE08u1qmrxp2o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53ef5be11f173b4847ec98a1ed3fd114/tumblr_ml52glE08u1qmrxp2o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49759116014http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49759116014Mon, 06 May 2013 02:53:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2cfa8688b0ed85e76362bc5a898488a/tumblr_mm221h68oq1qe5ugfo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b1edb2598e92da9902ea17b10afc7f6/tumblr_mm221h68oq1qe5ugfo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b44445e15a4f00dd12e43f8edbf0794b/tumblr_mm221h68oq1qe5ugfo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02663f2af97a8376220b1edfa8ea84d2/tumblr_mm221h68oq1qe5ugfo4_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/49244458001/tcr-2013-04-29" target="_blank">beeishappy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://www.beeishappy.tumblr.com/tagged/sc_gif" target="_blank">TCR</a> | <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/mon-april-29-2013/iggy-and-the-stooges" target="_blank">2013.04.29</a> </small></p> </blockquote>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49756750612http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49756750612Mon, 06 May 2013 01:55:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61e7db848e7962d1ab02abd41b9a70cb/tumblr_mm4iuwqdDy1qhbzfko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/402744ca42072925dfa58f1e919d57e3/tumblr_mm4iuwqdDy1qhbzfko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a56152000fc3dcbab3f5e0098955b559/tumblr_mm4iuwqdDy1qhbzfko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd6a9c681baf09b6e4a41ea7dd581973/tumblr_mm4iuwqdDy1qhbzfko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49753832945http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49753832945Mon, 06 May 2013 00:57:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff19e875eb4c444cb3b246573c897690/tumblr_mm34x0zKhx1qio9b0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49745932721http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49745932721Sun, 05 May 2013 23:02:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87543319ab3d53c9d2e2a1755b4d1dd1/tumblr_mm8esnrC7h1qkh6k8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelonelyotakugirl.tumblr.com/post/49520402201/i-present-thee-bradleys-bubble-butt-and-colins" target="_blank">thelonelyotakugirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I present thee, Bradley’s <strike>bubble</strike> butt and Colin’s <em>not so tiny</em>.</p> <p>Because of a previous <a href="http://thelonelyotakugirl.tumblr.com/post/49249889512/just-going-to-leave-this-here" target="_blank">post</a> of mine, I am assured they are destined. (♥_♥)</p> </blockquote>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49741093839http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49741093839Sun, 05 May 2013 22:04:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f857e292a5f563604b026af44ac441f/tumblr_mm6o0ehQbs1qdghnpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb26b16335dd136a294e1d19dbf30ffa/tumblr_mm6o0ehQbs1qdghnpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://londonphile.tumblr.com/post/49448862372/a-few-more" target="_blank">londonphile</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://statigr.am/viewer.php#/user/20843821/" target="_blank">A few more</a></p> </blockquote>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49736251017http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49736251017Sun, 05 May 2013 21:07:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b81fbff3193ff76aba25931a7a19e66/tumblr_miqoddO5LO1qzleu4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49731670472http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49731670472Sun, 05 May 2013 20:09:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f573a570f8116117e23772de461fc27/tumblr_mg9yxpJ9Xt1s0hnz5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wstcollins.tumblr.com/post/45635724499/wholockcat-dontsparemyfeelingsanymore" target="_blank">wstcollins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wholockcat.tumblr.com/post/45635666920/dontsparemyfeelingsanymore" target="_blank">wholockcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dontsparemyfeelingsanymore.tumblr.com/post/43119612043/cas-get-into-my-ass-thememorythatcarrieson" target="_blank">dontsparemyfeelingsanymore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cas-get-into-my-ass.tumblr.com/post/40837219487/thememorythatcarrieson-morice" target="_blank">cas-get-into-my-ass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thememorythatcarrieson.tumblr.com/post/40818699078" target="_blank">thememorythatcarrieson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morice.tumblr.com/post/40791331923/kikismisandryservice-lightspeedsound" target="_blank">morice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kikismisandryservice.tumblr.com/post/40014356323/lightspeedsound-crying-dead" target="_blank">kikismisandryservice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lightspeedsound.tumblr.com/post/39996866145/crying" target="_blank">lightspeedsound</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>crying</p> </blockquote> <p> DEAD </p> </blockquote> <p>do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?</p> </blockquote> <p>WE DO HAHAHAHA</p> </blockquote> <p>Are you fucking kidding me.</p> </blockquote> <p>In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.</p> </blockquote> <p>In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.</p> </blockquote> <p>sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens</p> </blockquote>http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49727231927http://onlyobeythedaleks.tumblr.com/post/49727231927Sun, 05 May 2013 19:12:23 -0400